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Coming soon, probably. Moderately famous Czech writer currently working on the introduction, but last we checked, he was drunk at 5 in the afternoon and was seemingly unaware that he’d been contracted for this work. But he’ll sober up, he always does.
Sale price: $9.99. Balzac’s classic rendering of a borderline-idiotic soldier who fought in several of Napoleon’s campaigns, here further rendered into a rambling prose poem.
Sale Price: $9.99. A tale as old as time: an ornery, petulant grandmother quickly develops a gambling addiction much to the chagrin of her ungrateful and conniving heirs, who themselves are burden
ed with their own collection of unhappy traits. Narrated by Prussian-hating lackey.
$19, Expected release date: Februart 14, 2026 (but don’t get your hopes up).

Coming soon. May 2026
Comming soon. May 2026